Happy Weekend!

Happy weekend all! Summer is winding down but that hasn't stopped Sean and Sam from go-go-going. In fact, for the troublesome twosome summer is just kicking into full gear. What are you up to this weekend?

Sean's Weekend (in Sam's words):

Yesterday evening I commenced my All American Road Trip! After saying my goodbyes in the Oklahoman newsroom I hunkered down in my HHR for the 9+ hour drive to Florence Alabama. The road trip was pretty flawless with the HHR getting great gas millage and no traffic. I did have one traumatic rest stop fiasco at an Arkansas gas station, complete with millions of tiny green flies attacking me and my car. But, I survived, thank god. This weekend Kevin, Todd and I will be golfing at a Florence country club, hitting up the bars, and getting rowdy. I've also been keeping a video diary of the adventures so stay tuned for those!

Sam's Weekend:

This weekend may be a quiet one for me (ha, what's new?). I had an absolutely exhausting week, while working mornings at the TV station. I would arrive at work at 4AM and then spend the next 5 hours preparing the show, complete with 4 weather casts every hour. Then I went back to work in the afternoon from 2-7. That's a lot of the TV station! This weekend I'll be running around town with my parents measuring our new TV and then visiting the new apartment to make sure it'll fit. It's been discussed that we go check out Bronco's training camp as well. Maybe say hi to out neighbor Champ Bailey, ha. Then, tomorrow we're going hiking up Devils Head in Castle Rock, CO. I'll most definitely take pictures and post them soon!

Hotties

We know, there's those select celebs that when you see them your heart skips a beat. You've got your picks and we've got ours. Tell us who you're currently crushing on!

Sean's Picks (or Sam's guesses as to who Sean drools over):

Elizabeth Banks
If I could whistle right now I would. Ooolala! Besides being incredibly gorgeous with that great smile, wavy blond hair, and bangin' bod-- E. Banks is hysterical. And we all know that a great sence of humor is something I love in a lady. She's a crack up in Zach and Miri Make a Prono, great in Role Models and of course essential in that movie I maybe love, Definitely Maybe. Elizabeth Banks already has a great portfolio and I can only imagine what great new movies she has up her sleeve.

Megan Fox
Like every other guy on the planet, I would currently like to go steady with Megan Fox. She doesn't have to be a good actress (although, she does pretty well in Transformers), she doesn't need to be nice (it's been said she's a bit of a bioch in real life) and she doesn't have to be single (who knows and who cares!?!). She is the center of the hottie world right now and with those looks I don't think anyone will be stealing her title any time soon.

Sam's Picks:

Emile Hirsch:
If I could find/get a boy who looks like Emile Hirsch I could die a happy girl. Forget the personality, the ambition, the intellect, if he is as dreamy as this kid-- I'm in. He's definitely not the typical heart throb but then again I've never gone for the blond-hair-blue-eyed-big-muscles type. The rolls Emile plays also makes me fall in love with him a little more. Lords of Dogtown, The Emperors Club, and of course my favorite Into The Wild. He never fails to get great no b/s parts.


Shia Labeouf:
Well, if Sean and I could just have the cast of Transformers we'd be happy kids! I've had a crush on Shia ever since Even Stevens days and the infatuation hasn't dissipated as I get into my 20's. He's kind of a goof, but a great actor and a bit dramatically tragic. If you read interviews with him he's hilarious in a dry way but also deep. The ingredients of any good hottie! I'm even a fan of that awful new Indiana Jones just because Mr. LaBeouf makes an appearance.

CSI Gab

CSI is undoubtedly one of the most popular TV shows on television, with no less than three series to satisfy your murder mystery cravings. If Las Vegas isn't for you--try Miami. If you can't take the heat in Miami--check out New York. Jerry Bruckheimer has definitely found his niche in prime-time television with Crime Scene Investigation. Check out what Sam...and, well Sam have to say about it.

Sean (or what Sam thinks he would say):

I have a crush on CSI Miami. One episode and I'm like a fat kid on cake. I can't quit it. Horatio Cane is a great character and has the hard-ass attitude to make any criminal crack under pressure. It's a show where you can watch just one episode and not be lost, or watch in marathon form (my personal favorite) and be hooked with it's underlying continuous plots. Go CSI sir!

Sam:

I'm so over it. There is such thing as too much of a good thing! It may be the fact that my mother also has a crush on all of the CSI's and makes the family watch every episode. However, I just don't think murder mysteries are my thing. To me the show seems very repetitive. It's like a game of Clue-- you may switch things up each time, but in the end it's just the same ol' game of Clue.

Save The Date

Well friends the date is set, the itinerary is in affect and the excitement is building. Sean is making a guest appearance in Colorado August 13 & 14. The two will finally get to reek havoc on the streets of Denver and Boulder after almost a year of separation.

Until then, Sean will be touring the county with pals Joey and Will and Sam will be left to manage the blog solo. What in the world will ensue when that girl is left to her own devices?

Gotta See It

We've all experienced it. You see a trailer or a preview on TV, fall in love with the movie, and then-- boom, it's scheduled to release a year from now. Sean and Sam talk about movies that they are patiently (or not so patiently) waiting to see.

Sean (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

I'm a Shia LaBeouf fan. I think he did an awesome job with the original Transformers as well as Disturbia and Eagle Eye. And with Megan Fox (obviously) on cast again, I can't miss it. She may be the sexiest woman in the world. Plus, I was a Transformers fans as a kid, bashing the action figures' heads against one another until Optimus Prime was victorious. Living in Edmond, I haven't had a ton of reason to go to the theater. I've seen The Hangover (twice) and The Proposal, but never made it around to see robots destroy the world. I need to get to it, too, before they yank it out of theaters, because it won't be the same on a home theater. And I can't tell if LaBeouf being Robin in the upcoming Batman movie will be good or not. But, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, for now.

Sam (Where The Wild Things Are)

I cannot wait to see Where The Wild Things Are! One of the greatest children’s books of all time will finally be on screen! Last night, while at Harry Potter the WTWTA trailer premiered-- and let me tell you I was very excited. First of all, within three seconds I knew what the movies was, the creatures look exactly like they do in the book and even better they are not computer generated but actual costumes. Furthermore, it’s directed by Spike Jonze so it’s guaranteed to have a great soundtrack! The movie comes out in October and you can guarantee I’ll be first in line to see it. After all, if it has trailer that can make you tear up, it’s got to be a great movie.

Sunday Funday: Issue 4

Sean and Sam are back! And giving the readers answers to 10 random questions that we know you always wanted to know!

Brand of Clothing your closet is full of:
Sean: Ralph Lauren Polo. It fits too well not to own a lot of it.
Sam: Free People. Love it. Can't get enough. Too bad I can afford to buy on item every year with how expensive it is.

Book(s) that is so good you've read it more than once:
Sean: Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom.
Sam: On the Road by Jack Kerouac

Do you eat peas with a spoon or fork:
Sean: Spoon
Sam: Spoon

How man pillows do you sleep with:
Sean: Two here. But normally, four.
Sam: Two. One very smushy feather and one foam. I like variety.

Dill or Sweet Pickles:
Sean: Dill
Sam: Grandma Webers sweet pickles. So good you don't even know.

Do you know what the word maseru means (no cheating):
Sean: Isn't it a city or providence or something in Africa or Asia? I don't know for sure.
Sam: No idea.

Guilty pleasure band/artist:
Sean: Hannah Montana
Sam: Fergie

Do we need the number 4?
Sean: Yes, we do. For many reasons.
Sam: If you like squares we do.

Toilet paper on the roll--over or under:
Sean: Over. Under is for retards.
Sam: Over.

Flip-flops or normal sandals:
Sean: Flip-flops, but I prefer boat shoes.
Sam: Flip-flops, but really any kind of sandals. If you know me, you know I never wear normal shoes.

Why Should I Visit (The 15-second pitches)

It can get lonely living in a state far away from all familiar faces and places. Therefore, Sean and Sam have given 15 seconds of good reasons as to why you should pilgrimage to their current residences.

Sam:

Sean:

The Friend Spotlight

In life, there are friends that shine brighter than the sun. For Sean and Sam, that's no different. Here, they each highlight two friends that are extremely special to them -- individuals they could never do without.

Sean's spotlight

Colleen

Hilarious with an addictive personality and a genuine, warm overall feel. That's ColMax. I crave her silly, bubbly attributes to shine whenever I'm with her. She loves slurpees, sports and the bar scene. There's never a dull moment and she continues to be there for me in a heartbeat. I can't sign onto Gmail without a vivacious "hey hey hey" greeting me just 10 seconds in. I depend on it. I don't know who I was before we were so close. It's weird waking up in the morning and not having her in the other room cooking up breakfast or reading a book.

Shelby

Sarcastic and sassy, yet controlled and mature. You never know which version you're going to get with her, and that's what makes talking and being with her everyday so much fun. She can rage with the best of 'em and she's never afraid to express her inner thoughts. She doesn't bullshit and tells it like it is. It's impossible to go 10 minutes without thinking of her and her hilarious antics. No, I don't have a crush. And her phone call etiquette? "The phone rang. It was him." Love and need her.

Sam's Spotlight

McKenzie

When honoring special friends, I have to give a shout out to Miss McKenzie Rieder. She is an incredibly caring, sensitive, and level headed person who has really helped Colorado feel like home. When most everyone else I knew in this state was fussing over drama-- McKenzie was a steadfast friend. She's been a companion through thick and thin this past semester and I know, no matter where my adventures take me, our friendship will continue. Whether it's late-night life-chats, dining out at Boulders best eateries or tequila night we're always having fun and causing mischief!

Julie

Julie Michele Weber. What can I say? There is nobody else in this world who I have laughed so hard with, been in so many shenanigans with, and been closed in a folding bed by. We've had fights to go down in the books, but also good times and epic adventures that will be told for years. There's not many friends who have known you since birth and can remember virtually every detail of your life, but Julie knows it all. She can tell you what movie gave me horrific nightmares in the basement of her Doris house, list each of our numerous self entitled nick-names, and explain to you in detail what birdy-gas, camp genre, and superior ramp mean. Julie and I go way back and if there is one bond that can never be broken it's the one between me and Led Lennon.

Sunday Funday: Issue 3

Issue three of Sean and Sam's weekly Sunday Funday! See what these two answered to 10 more random questions and of course, give your own thoughts in the comment section too. They'd love to hear from you.

Driving, biking or walking?

Sean: Walking. Life needs to slow down sometimes.

Sam: I'd love to say biking or walking, be lets be serious-- I'm lazy. Driving

Favorite airline company?

Sean: Qantas (Australian airline). Most unique experience ever. Kangaroos on board.

Sam: The one that has the best deal?

Fav. three hobbies?

Sean: Writing, running and listening to music.

Sam: Skiing, music listening, and talking.

Fav. number and why?

Sean: #3. It's symbolic to a lot of things and I've always stuck with it.

Sam: Number 3 too!

Would you rather -- be 12 feet tall or three feet tall?

Sean: 12 feet tall. And I'd play in the NBA and dominate until my limbs collapsed on me.

Sam: 12 feet tall, I'm going to be honest here; nobody likes being short.

Ideal place for a date?

Sean: Dinner outside on a boardwalk then a stroll along the beach as the sun is setting.

Sam: Some trip in mountains or camping. I guess that would be pretty intense for a date, eh? Lets just say a date with someone you're in a relationship with.

Order of checking the following in the morning -- Twitter, Facebook, Gmail, News, Blogs

Sean: Gmail, news, Twitter, blogs, Facebook

Sam: Gmail, Facebook, Twitter, News, Blogs

Last movie you watched? Thoughts?

Sean: The Hangover and absolutely fell in love with it.

Sam: The Knowing - unexpectedly good!

TV show you wish you had more time to watch?

Sean: Weeds & 30 Rock.

Sam: True Blood

Rank in order of favorite -- Beer, vodka, tequila, whiskey, wine, triple sec, rum, cognac?

Sean: Beer, tequila, rum, whiskey, triple sec, vodka, cognac

Sam: Tequila, Vodka, Wine, Beer, Rum, Triple Sec, Whiskey, Cognac

Bonus -- What would be worse and why -- dying by drowning in the middle of a lake or dying from falling off a 15-foot building?

Sean: Drowning, a definite fear of mine

Sam: Falling off a building, I'm very scared of heights.

The Sweet Tooth Touch

Some days, all you can possibly think about is grabbing a little something sweet. We never know why, but we'll crave chocolate, a piece of pie or a bag of Sour Patch Kids. What are your answers for these quick seven questions?

Favorite candy bar

Sean: Mars Bars chilled in the refridgerator

Sam: Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!!

Favorite cake type

Sean: Strawberry (pink) frosting on confetti cake

Sam: Easter Cake - Angel food cake with pineapple/coolwhip frosting

Favorite ice cream flavor

Sean: Gold Medal Ribbon from Baskin Robbins (Chocolate, vanilla and caramel swirled together)

Sam: Vanilla. I know, I know, boringgg!!

Favorite shake flavor

Sean: Double chocolate with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups mixed in

Sam: Strawberry shake!

Brownies or cookies? What flavor?

Sean: My grandma's chewy soft chocolate brownies

Sam: I'm not a huge fan of either actually.

Popsicles or fudgsicles?

Sean: Cherry popsicles

Sam: Popsicles!! The awesome dole fruit juice bars!

Favorite doughnuts ever

Sean: Cinnamon twists

Sam: Cider Mill doughnuts

Shorts vs. Pants

If you know them, it's obvious they really stick to their sides on this one. He refuses to wear jeans. She can't even stand the site of a pair of shorts. They know what they love and they don't stray from that mindset. Shorts or pants? Which do you prefer? Why is one better than the other? Isn't it normal to just wear both when the time is right? Probably. But they're not normal, are they? No way. Hey, at least they're not wearing jorts.

Sean:

The ability to wear a pair of boat shorts with Sperry's and a polo is the greatest feeling in the world. Whoever said I had to wait until it was at least 70 degrees to do so? In Michigan, we all know it's not all that common to wear pants. But I refuse. On a chilly 55-degree day, I'll be wearing plaid short and a zip-up track jacket. Hey, my arms and upper body are warm, so my lower body can afford to be a little cold. And also if you know me, you know I never get cold. I'm warm in virtually every scenario there is. Seer-sucker, cargo, dress and athletic shorts line the hangers in my closet. I can't get enough ... and I kind of wish I knew why I had such an obsession. Does anyone ever even notice what shorts I'm wearing? I highly doubt it, but the breezy feeling rather than the congested one is great for guys too, for obvious reasons.

Sam:

Shorts. Ya kiddin' me?! You cannot convince me that they look good on the average woman! I have seen very very few ladies in my day rocking the shorts. Therefore, I won't wear shorts, I don't own shorts, and I certainly don't plan on switching sides on this one. Sure, shorts are practical for sweltering summer weather, but skirts and dresses are just as practical and much more fashionable. Have you ever seen someone who's shorts have ridden up? Mortifying I tell you! Or what about short shorts; you know, the ones where cheek creases can be spotted? How dare you subject the public to that! In my opinion there are just to many malfunction possibilities when it comes to wearing shorts. I just can't be a supporter of such a product. Go pantelones!!!

Their Two Sense on the Five Senses

In this world, you're given endless possibilities to live life however you wish. For the most part, it's up to you. You come across millions of smells, sounds, sights, tastes and feelings against your skin. With the uncountable amount of situations you'll find yourself in, there are sure to be five favorites of the five senses. Sean and Sam tell you theirs.

Sean:

Sight: Lake Michigan's waves splashing against a sandy beach on an 80 degree day in Northern Michigan. There's nothing like it.


Hearing: Rod Allen saying, "That's just filthy" after a Justin Verlander curve ball to strike out a clean-up hitter. I always belly laugh.

Touch: A girl's hand interlocked in mine, heh heh.

Taste: Bud Light Lime out of a bottle. Bliss.

Smell: My mom's cinnamon rolls just before they come out of the oven as the aroma floats around the house. Un-freaking-believable.

Sam:

Sight: Mountains. Waking up to Colorado's beautiful mountain range is the most incredible view in the world.

Hearing: The sound of waves splashing onto the shore. Whether it's at one of the Great Lakes or at the Ocean, there is nothing more soothing than listening to waves.

Touch: Traverse's soft fur cuddled up on your lap.

Taste: The taste of cider mill doughnuts! Mmmm Mmmm Good!

Smell: New car smell. You just can't be it!

Chugging Challenge

I'm sure you've been wondering for years. Who can chug a bottle of water the fastest? Probably something on your mind 53% of the day. Well, fantasize no longer. These two crazies are gonna do it. ON CAMERA!

Ready.

Set.

CHUG!

The picture to intimidate his opponent — not doing a very good job of it. He apparently thinks showing two bottles of water will scare her, but let's be honest, the kid looks like he barely knows how to use a flyswatter.

The video probably ends with Sean making excuses and attempting to get people to feel sorry for him. What a loser.

Her picture is adorable. But what is she hiding? A secret?

The video seems to have a lot of chit-chat. Is Sam trying to divert your attention from her amateur chugging skills?

Remembering Michael Jackson

It's been more than a week since Michael Jackson's death and the press is still bubbling with new sources, memorial shows, and details. Michael was undoubtedly an international superstar and pop icon; however, as of recent his popularity and reputation have faced great ridicule. How do you think Michael Jackson should be remembered? And could it be true!?! Is this a matter Sean and Sam actually agree on?

Sean:

It's depressing that Michael died, don't get me wrong. But where in the hell is all of this "King of Pop" love coming from all of a sudden? South Park pumped out a classic episode where MJ's pedophile status is shown -- a hilarious 30 minutes if you get the time. These horrific things were all anyone ever associated him with: acting like a terrible father, touching kids inappropriately, a plastic surgery guru and being downright not all there. Now that's all out the window and he's a pop sensation? I have nothing against him, but I honestly don't understand where this is all coming from. It boggles my mind.

Sam:

I formed my thoughts on MJ after he dangled his child over a balcony, allegedly molested children and destroyed his appearances with countless cosmetic surgeries. Unlike many, I will not forget those things just because he has passed away.

Michael Jackson: King of Pop. Wait. Didn't he name himself that? Didn't everyone scoff at that self-title? It's becomming very obvious that all it takes is a person dying to get everyone to love them. I respect what Michael did early in his career, but I refuse to act like he was a hero now that he has died.

Sunday Funday: Issue 2

Welcome to Sunday Funday number 2! Here, Sean and Sam give readers the answers to 10 more random questions.

Favorite Holiday:
Sean: St. Patrick's Day. I have the most hysterical stories from the past four years worth of celebrating the leprechaun's special day. Green beer. Irish dancing. Being buzzed at 10 a.m. And so much more. Greatness.
Sam: Totally predictable, but I love Christmas. I truly believe it when people say it's the most magical time of the year. It's a holiday that doesn't dull as you get older; sort of like Disney world. I doesn't matter how many times you've been or how old you are, it's always great.

Best Teen Dramedy:
Sean: Mean Girls. Is there a movie actually better than Mean Girls? I could quote it all day, every day. Many of my friendships started because of my ability to impersonate Gretchen and Regina. Sad? Probably.
Sam: The Breakfast Club. 20 or so years later and that movie is still dead on. Love it.

Best Time of Day:
Sean: NIGHT! I'm a night owl and honestly stay up till 3 a.m. for usually no good reason. If I go to bed early, I feel like I'll miss something later on. Usually I can go to bed late, wake up early and not feel the negative effects. It's great.
Sam: This is going to come as a big surprise, but I think the best time of day is the morning. Especially morning in the winter. I love getting up before everyone else to get ready for a great day of skiing!

First Memory:
Sean: It's hard to pinpoint one specific memory from years and years ago, but when I think of the earliest part of my childhood, my grandparents pop into my head. They raised me as both my parents worked full-time jobs and couldn't be around from 8 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Arcades, Price is Right, delicious meals and good company. I was raised a family man and my grandparents wouldn't have it any other way.
Sam: The first thing I can remember takes place at my families house on Ellen in Livonia. It was night time, I was sleeping, and one of the neighbors cars fell off the stand that propped it up so he could work on the underneath. He must have been in it or under it because ambulances came. I watched everything unfold from my corner room, I to this day don't know what happened to the man with the car.

Most Disgusting Food:
Sean: Pinto Beans
Sam: Olives. Ick.

Quesadillas or Tacos?
Sean: Tacos!
Sam: Hard choice, but quesadillas.

Dream Car?
Sean: A black on black 2010 F-150 lowered on 26's. I know it's cliche, but I want it -- don't judge.
Sam: I actually want the car my mom has. A Jeep Wrangler. I guess it's pretty convenient; when she allows it, I get to drive around in my dream car!

What is one of your bad habits:
Sean: Cursing around children.
Sam: Friend dropping. I can very easily 'break-up' with friends, if something happens to our relationship. Now boyfriends on the other hand...

Rain or Snow:
Sean: A good rain can be peaceful. Snow ruins driving situations.
Sam: Snow of course!

Which do you like more blonds, brunettes, or redheads?
Sean: Blondes or brunettes with lighter highlights.
Sam: I like brown haired boys.

Bonus -- Three TV Shows You Can Watch In Marathon Form:
Sean: Entourage, Seinfeld and The Office
Sam: The O.C., Dawson's Creek and Grey's Anatomy

4th Of July Plans

Sean and Sam share their holiday plans with readers, what are you up to this 4th of July!?

Sean:

The Fourth of July without friends and family is not the end of the world, but it sure does change things when they're around for America's birthday. This year, JB is my saving grace -- visiting me in my secluded Oklahoma City home where I only know people I met a month ago. On Saturday (the 4th), we're pregaming at the apartment before heading to Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill in the heart of Bricktown. After live TK music, we're off to Bricktown Ballpark to watch the Redhawks (AAA baseball) host Omaha. After a fireworks display, we're heading to the casino for the roulette tables to more than likely lose a couple hundred dollars. But it'll be completely worth it. I've seen a completely different side of OKC with him here. Sun, beer, baseball, gambling, trashy clubs and Sonic restaurants with the kid you've grown up with since you were 5. Honestly, what else do you need in life? Answer: nothing.

Sam:

My Fourth of July will prove to be less eventful then Independence Day's past (P.S has the phrase Independence Day been ruined for anyone else by that awful Martina McBride song?). My roommates, aka parents, are not around this weekend. So, I will flying solo to the Glendale fireworks, hosting a BBQ for one person and possibly browsing the Cherry Creek art festival alone. Not to worry though, I am enjoying a little alone time; the upcoming weeks/months will be more than eventful with Bridget and Kristina coming to visit, so the downtime is great. Traverse, Bode and I will certainly enjoy ourselves this holiday weekend!

**And Sean the answer should be SammyP, duh!

What's Going On With You?

You know Sean and Sam now live in Oklahoma City and Denver, but what else about their everyday lives do you really know? Read what the dynamic duo have been up to LATELY!

Sean:

Lately, I've been planning trips across the country that I cannot afford but plan on taking anyways -- including Denver, Alabama, Syracuse and Washington D.C. -- to visit my best friends. I can never sit still, can I?

Lately, I've been watching CSI: Miami like it's crack. Thanks to Netflix on Xbox 360 (free two-week trial), I can pump through every season at my own pace. And laying in my bed at night makes for the perfect time. Despite what people say, David Caruso is a genius.

Lately, I've been applying for full-time jobs across the nation in all 50 states. If I had a dime for every publication, public relations firm and marketing agency I've expressed interest in, I would be rich enough to stop doing it entirely. That'd be nice. Hey, did my Mega Millions numbers win yet? That'd be the life.

Sam:

Lately, I've been taking prenatal vitamins. Now, now, now before you go starting the rumor mill, I've been taking them so my hair will grow. I got a pretty brutal haircut and now I'm trying every possible way to make those follicles sprout. Jello, special shampoo, and vitamins. You name it, I'll do it.

Lately, I've been extremely excited to go back to Michigan, but also feeling sad I will be leaving my parents and beautiful Colorado. I suppose, like most things, when the end comes--it's bitter sweet.

Lately, I've been chatting with Mr. Sean Ely every night. By either phone or online chat we've been getting in-touch every evening. If by some chance we don't talk, I actually feel guilty! It's great having a bestie like Sean who you can't always count on being around for a good late-night chat.

Oddest Object in Your Room

Ever have someone walk into your room, stop and exclaim "What the !*@$?" Well, it's certainly a phrase Sean and Sam have heard from time to time. And once you read about the oddball objects that can be found in their bedrooms, you may be saying the same thing! Do you have any absurd/weird/random treasures in your bedroom? Tell us about it!

Sean:

Before a seminar's closing statements on Wednesday, I was told a door prize would be given to me. How dare them understatement this point to me? After tearing off the package as if I was a schoolboy on Christmas morning, I revealed a cell phone lounge chair sponsored by First Capital. It sits on my desk now, in Edmond, staring and begging me to place my mobile device on it ... but I refuse. How is this worthy to hold my cell? Since when is it such an inconvenience to lie our cells on the table with the back resting on the table surface? This just doesn't make sense to me.

I don't have the willpower to throw it away, because maybe some day I will find use for it. But for now, the empty lounge chair sits vacant with a frown. It will not be propping anything up in this lifetime. I don't get the concept and I can't believe a company would pay to advertise on one -- not to mention, if a cell phone is on it, how will the advertisement be seen? Exactly. That's the icing that frosts the cake. Completely worthless in every way.
Sam:

I have a very eclectic style of decorating. A friend of mine once called the look chotchke; and aside from thinking it's a rad word, it is the adjective I think best describes my decor. There are numerous odd-ball knick-knacks around my room, but the one that tops them all is my baby blue baby Buddha piggy bank.

Baby Buddha was a glorious find in the very back of a Boulder boutique on the SUPER SUPER sale rack. They were practically giving Baby Buddha away for reasons unbeknown to me. When I walked up to the register, proudly holding my new treasure, the cashier laughed a bit to herself. Undoubtedly thinking, "I cannot believe this girl is spending 4 dollars on this thing!". But the joke is on you Miss Cashier; not only is Baby Buddha incredibly useful got storing loose change-- but I'm racking up the good Karma when I wake up to Baby Buddha's smiling face every morning!